Demi Lovato and the Trilateral Commission

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9/13/10
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Sallie
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My Name is Sallie
I found you on facebook, but you did not respond to my message there
i would like to have some fun
I made you a special link to my pictures..just for you

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Sallie,

One of the most overlooked aspects of Nature Boy Ric Flair's legacy is his unwavering commitment to "selling" his matches. Even today, when a wrestler connects with a tasty chest chop, instantly an entire arena of meth head hillbillies knows to echo Ric Flair's legendary cry of "Woooo!" The President can sign bills into law, but to me 30,000 Floridians of all ages and backgrounds (some are NASCAR fans, some are drag racing fans) paying tribute to your contribution to your profession with a lusty, hearty "Woooo!" is real power. The kind of power kings conspicuously conspire about, the kind of power that makes an old-school Pope feel inadequate. How old-school is that Pope? How about SERGIUS III? That's right, Sallie.

The subject line of your message leads me to believe you're one of those girls who'll listen to reason when they hear it. Let me level with you: I didn't respond to your Facebook message because I had to go shoot at the wild dogs who keep trying to dig up my meat garden. All my neighbors and various health and safety regulators keep telling me that cows, being mammals, don't grow out of the ground but rather are birthed by female cows. "Sell it somewhere else, sister!" I yell at them, most often while waiving my pistol in the air. Effective communication, Sallie, is what life is all about. For instance, when I "communicate" with the wild dogs who worry my meat garden, guess where they go? Excellent guess! Right into the meat garden. You wouldn't believe how many fly strips I go through in a fiscal quarter. It's most of my disability check.

Which brings me back to you, Sallie. Is there any way, since you obviously show enough Internet savvy to make me a special link to your pictures, that you can come over and install a web cam on my home computer? I really feel like my ranting and raving about the evil synergy between Demi Lovato and the Trilateral Commission and how they're taking over everything through slowly poisoning my chicken mcnuggets and nobody seems to care that Rosh Hashanah was on an even day this year and the OBVIOUS implications that has for the remainder of hurricane season! "Baah, baah, baah" said the SHEEPLE! Wake UP, Akron! They tipped LeBron off, that's why he left, he knows what Demi Lovato has in store for you! Why can'twagh20-bhpib n

Sorry, I passed out. When you come over, can we try installing your web cam first, and if it works can I borrow your web cam? I like you Sallie, you're a good sport.

Take 'Er Easy,

Smitty Quinby Matheson