Sufficient Manchine Repellants

Hello

I am Dr Mrs Luisa Estrada,70 yrs old,wife of former head of state and President of Philippines) I have a sensitive, confidential brief and I am asking for your partnership in re- profiling funds($18,000,000.00USD). my son who you will be replying to, as soon as Ireceive your reply via:(drmrsluisaestrada99@yahoo.com.hk), my son shall let you know what is required of you.
Regards from,
Dr Mrs Luisa Estrada



Yeeeeeh, What’s Up, Doc?

Do you understand my reference, Dr. Estrada? Do they have Bugs Bunny in the Philippines? Is he perhaps called Homosexual Hijinks Prankster Rabbit, and is perhaps banned to protect the famously delicate Philippino moral sensibilities? I would understand if he was, Dr. Estrada. I would understand.

When I received your message, I looked out my window onto a beautiful Spring morning and realized I could never trust any of my eight sons to handle a matter involving such faaaaaaaabulous sums of money of which you spoke in your message. This saddened me, Dr. Estrada, and in order to ameliorate my sadness I went and bought a yam. Yams are delicious and strengthening, and I will need my strength for what is to come. I speak, of course, of the Rise of the Cyborgs. I have written many, many hours about how our lives will change once the Rise is inflicted upon our soft flesh-bodies, and I encourage you, as one person writing to another, to prepare your home/compound with sufficient manchine repellants.

If I may ask a brief question, is your son by any chance a quadra- or paraplegic? Do you feel guilty about his accident, if he is in fact crippled and/or useless? If he is merely a paraplegic, has he developed some special skills with computers or finance? Often in films there will be a paraplegic man or person or chimp that has developed “hacker skills to the max” and because of these max skills he or she or it can provide some crucial plot-related assistance to the protagonist or maybe his girlfriend. That would be nice, if it’s true, Dr. Estrada, because I enjoy dealing with people with computer or finance skills, since most of my training is in jazz/tap.

Before I hear from your son, I would like to know what you mean by “re- profiling funds.” Are these funds undergoing extreme plastic surgery to slip past INTERPOL? If not, are they recording a follow up album to distinguish themselves from Interpol, the rock band? That sounds like a lot of bother, really.

Sincerely,
Hamish O’Randurmit