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From:	Burl Tatum (eiaxbn@****.com)
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Burl! 

Great to hear from ya there, Burl.  Missed ya at the ‘87 reunion!  Happy you ask about the penis enlargers but my prototype is still just that.  A prototype.  There’s only so much pig intestine I feel like I can buy at one time from old Gus down at the butcher shop before tongues start wagging, do you know what I mean Burl?  I know ya do, you’re a man who’s always known his own mind, kept to himself.  There goes ol’ Burl keeping his own counsel, all the church ladies would say as I’d listen from underneath the window sill of the women’s bathroom.  Gosh, probably shouldn’t-a mentioned that heh heh.  But I trust you Burl.  You’re a good egg, that’s what I’ve always said.  Always.

Well heck, it’s been a coon’s age since anybody from back home’s heard from ya!  How’s Minnesota?  Gets mighty cold I bet, haha.  Gets cold here some nights too.  So cold I swear I can see the prostitutes’ souls leaving their bodies.  Did you know prostitute blood steams in the sweet, sweet pure February snow slightly differently than women’s blood who don’t prostitute?  I heard that somewhere.  The internet’s sure a crazy place, huh Burl.  On a related note I spent Valentine’s Day alone again, no surprise there, right?  Well, not quite alone.

Burl, I need your opinion on something:  is it good to have secrets, even if no one will probably find out as long as the concrete they poured for the new senior activity center remains undisturbed?  I think secrets can bind people together, ya know.  Make them better friends even if they haven’t seen each other for a long time or if one of them moves to Minnesota.  We always were good friends back in school, or at least I would’ve liked for us to be, haha.  But no time like the present, right Burl?  Name a weekend and I’ll be there with bells on, for sure.

I would like that very, very much.

So Sincerely,

Turl Batum

Class of 1987 Go Cheshires!

P.S. – did you see how I changed my name?  I’ve been through a lot of changes.