The Utmost Of My Enjoylence

Greetings To You‏

From:	Willis, William D. (****@UTMB.EDU)
Sent:	Fri 4/30/10 4:16 AM
To:	info@****.com

This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it be treated as such. I am Steven Walker, a personal attorney to the late Engineer Robert hereinafter referred to as my client" I represent the interest of my client killed with his immediate family in a fatal motor accident in East London on November 5, 2002. I would like to negotiate the terms of investment of resources available to him.My late client worked as consulting engineer & sub-comptroller with Genesis Oil and Gas Consultants Ltd here in the United Kingdom and had left behind a deposit of Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only (6.8million) with a finance company,I decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name, I was urged to contact you,I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law, if you intrested in this transaction,contact me via my private email for more details Email stevenwalkerconfidentia12@****.com

Most Excellent Sir,

It is most opportunicious that you should be to sending this your aforementioned emails.  Please bear with me as I realize how much truly you are bountifying me and my friggin whole family.  It’s like, just the other night I was saying “Wouldn’t it be nice or whatever to all of a suddens have some jabrone give me a load of money, right?” And now here you are with all kinds of timelitude, for you see I have many bastard children of which I have just been informed.  One is with Gina from Longport, one of which is from Regina from Kingsplacefort, one of which however unfortunate is from Gina that skank who hangs around Del’Veccio’s over in Rangeplace, you know Del’Veccio’s with the ski ball game.  I tell you what, Steven Walker or whatever names you have, I am a friggin SUCKA for ski ball.  It is the utmost of my enjoylence.

Now, on to the pressing matter to regards in meaning these amounts of money.  I have a checking account with my ma, but she has to sign off on the transactions being the cause that I like betting the ponies.  The account is less with a bank per says and more with a guy.  This guy who you will be needing to get in touch with is Russian and is by the name Vlad The Inhaler because he takes nose candy.  His office as it is resides is in the back of Rack Time the pool hall down on Eighth, but not where Eighth hits the tracks Eighth where the hot dog place is you know the place.  Ask the weasely guy you “need to make a small deposit” and if he thinks you look on the up and up you get to meet Vlad.  If to the other hand he thinks you look like a one who talks with the yak yak talk, you will be shown the men’s room.  I hope for both of us greatly you are able to put this vastness of monies in my account.

Yo it’s like, my head’s friggin spinnin with the thought of this wealthness!  I’m straight-up getting a baby tiger in a silver cage!  If you have any problematic occurments please call me on my prepaid 54-214-553-2345 this is my neighbor’s phone who is after a matter of ways unconsciously loaning me this number.  Do not contact me if you hear I’m at Johnny Drill’s house.

Thanks Being To You And Much Life Also,

Vito "Little Vito" Guionne